ʻO kou mau hoa hana aloha heʻano naʻaupōʻoe inā'ōlelo lākou iāʻoe i kekahi o kēia
Ua lohe e pili ana i kahi mea hoʻohana kuhi ? ʻO ia ke alaʻoihana-aʻo kāu kamepiula, kelepona, a iʻole nā mea'ē aʻe e pili ana i ka pilikia,ʻaʻole kēia kumu o ka pilikia ... ʻoʻoe .
E'ōlelo mākou e kūʻai aku i nā'ōlelo'ōlelo o waho no kāu pona, e hoʻohui iā lākou, aʻaʻole lākou e hana. Aia kekahi pilikia maoli inā ua hana ponoʻoe i nā mea a pau, akā,ʻo kaʻikepili hemahema kēia ināʻoe e hoʻomau i ka hoʻokomoʻana iā lākou i loko o ke kīpī kani ma kahi o ka kākile panele.
I kekahi'ōlelo'ē aʻe, hoʻohanaʻia ka hewa o ka mea hoʻohana i kahi kuhi, a hana mākou a pau. E noʻonoʻo i ka paʻakiki o ka nui o kā mākouʻenehana,ʻaʻole ia he mea kānalua nui ka hana hewaʻana me kā mākou kamepiula, smartphones, network home ...ʻoe inoa.
ʻO ka mea pōʻino, kāu hoaaloha pompous,ʻOihana kōkua o ka leka kōkua IT, aiʻole ke kākoʻo o ke kākoʻo tech, i kekahi manawa, e hoʻohana i konaʻike no kou nele-iʻole eʻike i ka mea leʻaleʻa i kāu mau mea hoʻohana.
ʻAʻole hiki iāʻoe keʻike i keʻano o ka pilikia ma kahi hua'ōlelo EEOC, HAL, a ID-10T paha, akāʻo ke techie āu e noi nei no ke kōkua mai ... aʻikeʻoeʻaʻole. ʻO kekahi o ia mau mea he pilikia maoli, aʻo nā lua'ē aʻe,ʻaʻole ia heʻano maikaʻi loa o ka hoʻomāʻewaʻewa iāʻoe me kaʻikeʻole.
Eia kekahi papa inoa nui o ka euphemisms no ka mea o keʻano hana hoʻopunipuni āu e kamaʻilio nei me ka makemake e'ōlelo: he pupuleʻoe .
ID-10T:ʻO ka hewa "IDIOT"
Ua pololei - ua hele pololei kēia i ka puʻuwai.
ʻO nā'ōlelo i kapaʻia heʻoki-ten-tee , he "punahele kahiko loa" ia i waena o nā mea iʻikeʻia.
Hoʻopiʻiʻo ia i ke alelo a me nā kani e like me nā meaʻokoʻa akamai'ē aʻe āu i lohe ai.
"Hey Bob! 'Ae,ʻo kēlā hopena me kāuʻiole e like me kahi helu ID-10T. E ho'āʻo e hoʻololi i ke kikowaena kūpono aʻike i ke kōkua."Ua aneane hiki i kaʻoliʻoli ID-10T kahi i hoʻohanaʻia. E noʻonoʻo iāʻoe iho i ka pōmaikaʻi ināʻaʻoleʻoe i kuhikuhi mua iāʻoe.
PEBKAC: Pākahi ka pilikia ma waena o ka papa papa a me ka noho luna
He nani ke aloha o kāu hoa hana,ʻaʻole aneiʻo ia? Pehea ka hana maʻalahi i ka hoʻopili palapalaʻana i ka kumu o ka pilikia noʻoe!
Ua'ōleloʻia kēiaʻano he hua'ōlelo, i kapaʻia he peb-kak . Ma mua o kaʻole,ʻike wau i ka pihi o ka PEBKAC ma waena o nā pūnaewele kahuhana i hikiʻole paha iāʻoe ke lohe pono'ī iāʻoe iho.
"Ke hoʻohiki nei au ... koe wale nō ke kāheaʻia e ka PEBKAC i kēia lā."I kekahi manawa eʻikeʻoe i kēia mea e like me PEBCAK. I kekahi mau manawa eʻikeʻoe i ke kamepiula a iʻole ke nānāʻana iāʻoe no ka papa keyboard , e hana ana i nāʻano likeʻole a pau, e like me PEBCAC a me PEBMAC.
ʻO PICNIC kekahi pilina pili iʻike pinepine au i kēia mau lā, no ka mea he maʻalahi ka hoʻomanaʻo. ʻO kēia ka hopena o ka pilikia i ka noho lunaʻaʻole ma ka papapiula .
EEOC:ʻO kaʻoihanaʻoi aku ka nui o nā mea hana
Ke kani nei kēiaʻano akamai i kaʻaneʻane hikiʻole keʻanoʻole.
"E nānā, ua ho'āʻo mākou i nā mea a pau. Manaʻo wauʻo ia wale nō he EEOC.ʻAʻole nui wau e hana aku iāʻoe ma laila."ʻO ka hopena maanei he maopopo loa:ʻaʻoleʻoe i akamai i ka hoʻohanaʻana i nā mea a pau āu e pilikia nei.
RTFM: E heluhelu i ka Freaking Manual
ʻO kēia kaʻoi aku o ka huhū piha i ka huhū ma mua o kahi hōʻike e pili ana i kāuʻike.
"He pilikia pilikia ... e like me kou makemake iā RTFM!"ʻO kēiaʻano technoinsult kūikawā heʻano likeʻole ma ka 'F' aʻaʻole wau e hōʻailona aku iāʻoe.
Code 18:ʻO ka pilikiaʻo 18 "Ma kahi'ē aku mai ka maka
ʻO kekahi "pili" kokoke i kahi haʻalulu iʻaneʻi.
"ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu kahi mea'ē aʻe e haʻi aku iāʻoe. Pono he Code 18, kahi meaʻole e hiki iaʻu ke hana."ʻO keʻano o kēia haʻalulu,ʻo ia ke Code 40 a iʻole ke Kēkelē 40 , no laila, mai hoʻokuʻu i kāu mau kenimika e hoʻohana i nā hoaaloha.
Eʻoluʻolu e hoʻomaopopoʻoe, aia naʻe, aia kekahi mea kūpono Code 18 i hiki iāʻoe keʻike iāʻoe iho -ʻo ia kahi mea hoʻopuka pūnaewele Pūnaewele . ʻAʻole,ʻaʻoleʻo Bill Gates e hāʻawi iāʻoe i ka paʻakikī - eia keʻano he ponoʻoe e hoʻouka hou i nā mea hoʻokele pūnaewele no nā meaʻike pono a pau āu iʻike ai i loko o ka Mea Pūnaewele Pūnaewele .
Papa 8:ʻOʻoe kēlā
ʻO keʻano o ka OSI keʻano o ka nānāʻana i keʻano o ka hoʻonohonohoʻana i nā pūnaewele. ʻO ka 'hohonu hohonu' o Layer 1 , ka papa o ke kino , a pau i ka Layer 7 , ka papa hoʻolālā - ka mea aʻoe a me aʻu e hana ai.
Inā hōʻikeʻoe i keʻano o ka OSI i kahi'ē aʻe, loaʻa iāʻoe ka Layer 8 (you), Layer 9 (kāu hui), a me ka Layer 10 (kāu aupuni).
"Ua nānā au i kou pilikia mai kēlā me kēia 'āʻoki a hoʻoholo ia mea he Layer 8."Heʻoiaʻiʻo nō kēia o nāʻanoʻoi aku o keʻano e hōʻino ai i ka mea me ka loaʻaʻole o ka haʻawina IT.
Nā Pāʻawa Haʻawina Haumāna hou aku
Eia kekahi papa inoa nui o nā mea hōʻailona hana hewa, nui no kāu'ōlelo i hiki ai iāʻoe ke pane pololei, akā e pono kāua ... he meaʻoluʻolu i kekahi manawa ke kīʻaha i waho.
| 1K Hoʻopaʻa | Hoʻohana i kahi haʻahaʻa no ka hoʻonaʻauaoʻana (1K keʻano liʻiliʻi) |
| C2K | Ka nohoaliʻi 2 Keyboard pilikia |
| CBE | Ka PaʻeʻAnaʻo Kabona |
| Code 18 | ʻO ka pilikia he 18 "mai kahi maka |
| EBCAC | Ka Haʻawaena Ma waena o Kọkapila a me ke Keʻena |
| EBK | Ka hala i hope o ka papaʻaoʻao |
| EEOC | ʻO nā mea hana aku ma mua o nā kaha hana |
| ESO | Kāmehana Mea Hana ma mua o ka Mea hoʻohana |
| Ka Haʻelele HKI | Ka Haʻa Hana Interface Keyboard |
| Pākuʻi Kōkuhi /ʻO | Ka HaʻaleleʻOka HanaʻIke (mai ka Leact Input / Lawe Kuhi) |
| Pākuʻi ID-10T | ʻO ka hewa "IDIOT" |
| Papa 8 | ʻOʻoe ka Layer 8 i ke kelepona OSI |
| OHE | Ka Haʻewaena Hepa |
| PEBKAC | Nā Paʻi Haunaele ma waena o Keyboard a me ka Chair |
| PICNIC | ʻO ka pilikia ma ka nohoaliʻi keʻole i kaʻikepili |
| RCSO | E hou hou i ke kamepiula, hoʻolālā i ka mea hoʻohana |
| RTFM | E heluhelu i ka Manuel Freaking Manual |
| TSTO | ʻO ka hana naʻaupō e hoʻohana |
| UPI | Ka Pahuhi Hoʻopuka Pūnaewele |
ʻOiaiʻaʻohe mea e pono ke loaʻa i kekahi o nā "ʻaʻa" i'ōleloʻia ma luna o lākou, aia nā mea he nui e hiki ai iāʻoe ke hana i ka pilina me ke kākoʻo tech, a iʻoleʻo kāu hoaaloha pumehana, kahiʻoi aʻe o ka holomua.
Eʻike i pehea e kamaʻilio ai i ke kākoʻo Tech no nā mea a pau āu eʻike ai.