ʻO nā mele maikaʻi loa i hoʻowalewaleʻia e nā Dads hilahilaʻole i waho
Paneʻo Pāpā: no ka maikaʻi loa o ko lākou maikaʻi. Meʻa paha e hiki ai iā lākou ke hoʻomaʻamaʻa a hiki keʻikeʻia, ponoʻoe e hōʻoia i kekahi o nā hana pilikino maikaʻi loa e pili ana.
No laila, ma hope o kou hoʻopiʻiʻana i kou ala i loko o ka papa mele momona , e noʻonoʻo e pili like me nā mākua, nā mākua kāne, nā mākua kāne, a me ka mea paha iʻikeʻia e hiki ke mahalo nui i ka papa hana ponoʻole o ka makuakāne.
01 o 17
"Ikea Urine."
"I loaʻa iāʻoe kekahi maʻi maʻi maʻi".
"Ka pilikia Urine."
ʻO nāʻae'ake'ake me kēia me kahi papa eʻakaʻaka ana i ka hoʻohenehene weliweli ma kekahiʻaoʻao o kaʻainaʻaina aʻo nā mea i koe o kaʻohana e hilahila. Inā makemakeʻoe i kēia, nānā i kekahi o nā mea'ē aʻe ma Imgur.
02 o 17
"Aloha, Makeʻu,ʻO wau koʻu Makua."
"Ua hele au i loko o ka lumiʻaina i nehinei, a ua'ōlelo wau i koʻu makuakāne, 'ʻAe, pōloli au.' A'ōlelo mai koʻu makuakāne, 'Aloha, pōloli, wau wau makua.' "
I kekahi manawa, e lawe i nā mea i kahi mea iki. Ināʻikeʻoe i kahi makua e makemake ana e hoʻololi i nā'ōlelo hoʻohālike i kaʻike,ʻikeʻoe i keʻano o ka hoʻohenehene āu.
03 o 17
"He Happy Kid Ke Hoʻohālikelike."
"He keiki hauʻoli e like me ke antidepressant."
"Akā, he mea maoli.ʻAʻole e like me keʻano o kāu kāne e loaʻa ai i loko o kāu paila nani."
"Ua lawa ka'ōlelo e pili ana i kēlā."
ʻO ka mea nānā i ka nānā aku i kēia Family Family,ʻikeʻo ia ua hanaʻo Phil Dunphy i ka hoʻoheneheneʻana i kēlā me kēia manawa . I ka wāʻaʻoleʻo ia e hana i nā punana hōʻino loa,ʻo ia me kaʻikeʻole i ka hana a me ka hanaʻole i nā mea pāʻani loa.
04 o 17
"Ke Keʻena Potato Kelemānia!"
"ʻAla Pāpaina!"
"Ināʻaʻoleʻo P90X ka puʻu,ʻaʻole wau iʻike i ka mea!"
Inā loaʻa kekahi papahana hoʻolālā maikaʻi i laila no nā mākia macho e makemake e hoʻonui, e lilo ia i P90X. Hoʻomaopopo i ka hoʻolālā a me ka hoʻonāukiuki i ka hana a Tony Horton i nā hana pilikino a me nā mea pale e hiki ai ke mālama i kaʻeha a me kaʻeha o ka hanaʻana i nā manaʻo o nā mea a pau.
05 o 17
"E, e ke kanaka, aloha wau iāʻoe i kēia mau mea he nui."
"Ua like ia me kēia mea kupanaha hiki iāʻoe ke kuhikuhi a'ōlelo aku, 'ʻE, e ke kanaka, ke aloha nei au iāʻoe i kēia mau kālā he nui.'
E like hoʻi me Phil Dunphy,ʻo Michael Scott mai The Office he mea mālama i ka mea humu mele papaʻole. Uaʻikeʻia no ka hoʻolahaʻana i ka'ōlelo hopu hilarest, " ʻO ia kāna mea i'ōlelo ai ,"ʻo Michael Scott kahi mea'ē aʻe e hoʻokani nei i nā mea hoʻokani pila.
06 o 17
"Kuleana lākou."
"Pehea e hoʻolālā aiʻo NASA i kahi hui?"
"ʻO ke ao."
ʻO Dad Joke Dog he mea kōkuaʻo Animal Meme i hōʻikeʻole i nā pāpā, akāʻo ka'īlio'īlio paʻakikī a me ka pēpē i loko o ke kiʻi. Ke hōʻike nei lāuaʻelua i ke kamaʻilioʻana e like me ka'īlio e haʻi pono ai i ka'ōpiopio o ka makua,ʻo ia wale nō ka hopena o ka hilahila a me ka haunaele.
07 o 17
"E Hoʻoliloʻia ke kālā i ke kālā no nā waiwai a me nā lawelawe."
"E, mau dala he iwakalua? Ua makemake au i kahi pipi."
"ʻElua mau dālā ke kūʻai aku i nā peanuts MANY!"
"E wehewehe pehea."
"E hiki ke hoʻololi i ke kālā no nā waiwai a me nā lawelawe."
"ʻO wai lā?"
ʻOiaiʻo ka meaʻoi loa o nā kālepa TV a pau,ʻo Homer Simpson kekahi o nā mea leʻaleʻa loa i konaʻano hilahilaʻole. ʻO kaʻoiaʻiʻo, ua nui paha ka hana a me ke kumu o ka Simpsons i ka sitcom lōʻihi lōʻihi loa ma ka TV .
08 o 17
"Akāʻo Catscan."
"ʻAʻole hiki i nā'īlio ke hana i kahi mīkini MRI."
"Akā, ua hiki ke loaʻa."
ʻAʻole hiki i nā Dads ke pale i ka manaʻo e hana i ka pun, hiki anei iā lākou? ʻOiaiʻo nā mea'ē aʻe e hāʻule nei i ka loliʻole, e hana pinepine anaʻo papa i nā mea'ē aʻe -ʻo ka'ō'ō a me ka pīhoihoi i keʻano o kona hoʻokiʻekiʻeʻana i kāna mau hana hoʻohālike.
09 o 17
"He nānā ke kiʻekiʻe!"
"Uaʻikeʻoe, ināʻoe e lawe i nā mea a pau aʻu i hana ai i koʻu ola a pau a hoʻokuʻu iā ia a hiki i kekahi lā ..."
"He mea maikaʻi ia!"
He mea hōʻike pahaʻo Seinfeld e pili ana i nā meaʻole, akā naʻe, ua loaʻa i kekahi mauʻawaʻawa nui loa. ʻO ke ala a George Costanza e hoʻomaopopo mau ai i kāna mea nuiʻole,ʻo ka ola o ka mediocre kekahi mea e hikiʻole i nā mea a pau (ʻaʻole wale nā mākua) ke pili aku.
10 o ka 17
"Ua hala aku nei kaʻu mau kī."
Wahi Vivian: "Ua komo au i kahi mea e kīkē ai i kou mau pū."
'Ōleloʻo Philip Banks: "Ua hala kuʻu mauhei, hele wale akuʻoe."
ʻAʻoleʻo ia iʻakaʻaka me ka manaʻo pono, akā,ʻo Uncle Philʻo The Prince Prince Bel-Air ke kuleana nui o nā holaʻoluʻolu i loko o keʻano haʻahaʻa a wiwoʻole. E nānā i ke kiʻi holoʻokoʻa o nā kiʻi ma FunnyJunk.
11 o 17
"Malcolm, Ua hala ka wā eʻako!"
"Malcolm, ua hiki ka manawa e māla ai!"
Ma muaʻo ia he mīkīʻepekema i Breaking Bad,ʻo iaʻo Hal Wilkerson -ʻo ia ka makuakāne maikaʻi a me nā makua kāne mai Malcolm i ka Middle. ʻO konaʻano makua i kekahi manawa he mea kūlohelohe loa.
12 o ka 17
"E mālama,ʻo Homies."
"E mālama i nā mea maoli, nā homies."
Ināʻo ia i kaʻAmelika Pie a i ka Schitt Creek paha,ʻo ia hoʻiʻo'Eugene Levy i nakinaki mau i keʻano o ka makua kāne stereotypical. ʻO kahi makua e ho'āʻo nei e mālama i ka slang i kēia lā , he pеpе ia e ho'āʻo nei i ka paʻakikī e noho mau.
13 o 17
"Manual Manual?"
"He kuhikuhi aʻo?"
"Peheaʻoe ke manaʻo o ka mea hana?"
ʻO Manly Man he kanaka memeʻa me ke kanaka pale kaua e nānā ana me kona makaukau e hakakā. ʻO kēia mau hopena me nā hua'ōlelo e pili ana i ka hoʻonui loa i ka waiwai kāne a me ka paʻakikī.
14 o 17
"Nalu Puawa Keʻoleʻo nā Puke."
"Loaʻa ka manawa i nā koleʻaʻole."
I ka wā e kala kala aku aiʻo Pelekikena Baraka i ka pīpī no ka hoʻomaikaʻiʻana,ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke kū'ē i ka hanaʻana i kāna makuakāne e like me kāna mau kaikamāhineʻelua e kū ana ma kēlāʻaoʻao kēiaʻaoʻao. E nānā iā ia ma YouTube.
15 o 17
"Ua'ōlelo mai kaʻu kaikamahine, makemakeʻo ia iā Barby no ke Kalikimaka."
"Ua'ōlelo mai kaʻu kaikamahine ua makemakeʻo ia i kahi kaʻa no ke Keʻaleʻa."
"Pēlā wau i hana ai."
ʻAʻole ia he mea hūnā i ka nui o nā makua e aloha i ke aloha. A inā pahaʻo ka moa, ke kohu a me nā mea'ē aʻe a pau e kūpono ana e hoʻokiʻekiʻeʻo ia e lawelawe,ʻo ka makua pilikino me kāna pakela kahi makua e hiki ai iā ia ke hana i kahi mele e hoʻohenehene.
16 o 17
"He pilikino noho ma kahi home ..."
"Ma keʻano he makua noho noho ma ka home e mālama ana i nā keikiʻehā, uaʻaeʻia iaʻu e lilo iʻekolu mau pūkuniaki i ka makahiki.ʻO ka pilikia, ua puka mai lākou mai koʻu waihona'ōmaʻomanaʻo noʻonoʻo."
ʻO nā pahu o kēia manawa he comedy e pili ana i kahi hui o nā hale noho ma ka hale a hele ka poʻe hoa hana e hana, a hiki iāʻoe ke pili i ka ikaika o ka makua kāne ma kēia.
17 o 17
"ʻAʻole au e hele pinepine me ka ikaika, akā ke hana wau ..."
"ʻAʻole au i pale pinepine i ka ikaika, akā i ka wā e hana ai au, ua 100% wau i maopopo e pololei wau."
Ua hoʻomakaʻia ka Manuakaʻi i ka Honua ma keʻano he hoʻolaha no Dos Equis beer, akā ua lawe aku ka pūnaewele i kahi kūʻokoʻa hou ma ka hoʻololiʻana iā ia i kahi meme . ʻO ka modelprhase template, " ʻAʻole wau he manawa X wale nō, akā inā wau e hana, e Y, " i pāpāʻia ka papa mele a puni.